None, but she did step on a turtle on her way to the party.
Happy Cinco De Mayo! Get your party on over at After 12!
I guess there's such a thing as being TOO well-groomed.
I'll just leave this here without comment.
It's like Ms. Choksondik jumped out of the TV box and started flapping her things around.
She'll get you! And your Keebler snacks, too!
While reading the book, "How to be Even MORE Badass," it's good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.
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