Lord High Emperor Plaxisar Has Chosen an Earth Maiden as His Bride

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Quick, assemble a feast for this momentous triennial occasion! When the term of our marriage has ended, I will devour the bride and gestate one thousand heirs!

Disgruntled Hipster Cat Ladies Hate Travelling

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I'll just leave this here without comment.

fashion fail - cat lady

One Does Not Simply Ride the Bus Into Mordor

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One also has to make several transfers, one of them lasting 25 minutes between buses. It's suicide!

A Warm Robe For Those Dark Nights

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This is the Life

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robe,dogs,poorly dressed,shower cap
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Cold Weather Bikini

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Those are supposed to go under your clothes... What? Oh you're going for the Quail Woman look.