The One on the Left Is Making Eyes at Me, But I Think the One on the Right Is Actually Into Me

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First words, now holes? Soon we'll just do away with buttcovers completely.

Let One Rip

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Even though it might look cute... fashion fail - kittenbackpocket ...never ever ever store kittens in your back pocket. Use a waxed canvas bag instead. It's harder to claw out waxed canvas, and you won't suffer the grievance of having your dinner escape.

The Tailor is Next Door, Sorry

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You might want to get that checked out, it appears that wild animals got to that shirt while you weren't paying attention.

Why Do We Keep Sending Our Clothes Through the Wood Chipper?

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I mean really, does nobody follow the proper safety instructions? No loose clothing around the shredders, people!