Especially this late-'80s/early-'90s bleed we have going on here.
Or maybe this is just a contemporary Instagram photo of a mall in Milwaukee, I don't know.
No hate here, no jokes, I'm just mad-jealous of that sideburn-hair thing you've got going on. I'm pretty sure that sort of thing is against my school's dress code.
I don't think anybody has the heart to tell them otherwise, unfortunately.
You may or may not have accidentally copped your style from Jazzercise tapes. It had to be said.