Clearly the Russian Military Had the Right Idea

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I mean, who wouldn't want to go into battle looking like one of these dapper gents?

We Might Be Pushing This Theme Dance Too Heavily

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"One Night in Flamenco-Roxy-Paris-Vegas" might not have been the most coherent theme for a dance after all.

A Sweater in the Key of (Bad) Life (Decisions)

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The piano-key tie had some unfortunate offspring, it seems.

Bow Before the Unparalleled Might of Bryan

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"Our troops amass on the field at dawn. Today we ride into battle, our tempered courage only matched by our cold steel." "Who do we face today, who dares stands against our might? Surely none can match us in armed combat." "Today, we face the one they call... Bryan." "Gods have mercy on us all."

Lovely Lovely 'Burns

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No hate here, no jokes, I'm just mad-jealous of that sideburn-hair thing you've got going on. I'm pretty sure that sort of thing is against my school's dress code.

Fly Away, You Beautiful Dancing Bird

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You're too beautiful for this world. Just flap your dancer's wings and fly away, you little bird!

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Two People Seemed to Think it Was a Themed Prom...

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I don't think anybody has the heart to tell them otherwise, unfortunately.