You're too beautiful for this world. Just flap your dancer's wings and fly away, you little bird!
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You may or may not have accidentally copped your style from Jazzercise tapes. It had to be said.
The guy in the yellow pants looks like Freddie Mercury.
Oh, that retro sense of humor!
Did anybody else hear Curtis Mayfield just now? Weird.