That's Usually How I Determine Which Undies to Wear

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retro,sexy times,underwear,vintage
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Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

Looking Good, Chief

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Fringe,jacket,leather,retro
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Nobody in your biker group will make fun of you now, not at all.

Wrestling in the '80s? Sorry, We've Got News For You.

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fabulous,fashion,retro,vintage,wrestling
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You may or may not have accidentally copped your style from Jazzercise tapes. It had to be said.

Lovely Lovely 'Burns

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retro,school photo,sideburns,vintage,yearbook
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No hate here, no jokes, I'm just mad-jealous of that sideburn-hair thing you've got going on. I'm pretty sure that sort of thing is against my school's dress code.

Leave Some Rooms for the Bird's Nests, Dudes.

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dressed to win,fashion,pompadour,retro
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Oh, who am I kidding, I wish I had a pompadour as rad as that. Or any kind of 'dour, for that matter.

Alright Fine, Maybe I Miss the '90s a Bit

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90s,jeans,mall,nostalgia,retro
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Especially this late-'80s/early-'90s bleed we have going on here.

Or maybe this is just a contemporary Instagram photo of a mall in Milwaukee, I don't know.