Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).
Nobody in your biker group will make fun of you now, not at all.
You may or may not have accidentally copped your style from Jazzercise tapes. It had to be said.
No hate here, no jokes, I'm just mad-jealous of that sideburn-hair thing you've got going on. I'm pretty sure that sort of thing is against my school's dress code.
Oh, who am I kidding, I wish I had a pompadour as rad as that. Or any kind of 'dour, for that matter.
Especially this late-'80s/early-'90s bleed we have going on here.
Or maybe this is just a contemporary Instagram photo of a mall in Milwaukee, I don't know.
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