Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).
In case of an emergency, your hair may be used as a flotation device.
Did anybody else hear Curtis Mayfield just now? Weird.
Come to think of it, that shirt would look great for casual Fridays at the office...
Man, do these MTV bros even lift?
You may or may not have accidentally copped your style from Jazzercise tapes. It had to be said.
Oh, who am I kidding, I wish I had a pompadour as rad as that. Or any kind of 'dour, for that matter.
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