Wrestling in the '80s? Sorry, We've Got News For You.

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Wrestling in the '80s? Sorry, We've Got News For You.
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You may or may not have accidentally copped your style from Jazzercise tapes. It had to be said.

Leave Some Rooms for the Bird's Nests, Dudes.

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Leave Some Rooms for the Bird's Nests, Dudes.
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Oh, who am I kidding, I wish I had a pompadour as rad as that. Or any kind of 'dour, for that matter.

Clearly the Russian Military Had the Right Idea

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Clearly the Russian Military Had the Right Idea
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I mean, who wouldn't want to go into battle looking like one of these dapper gents?

We Might Be Pushing This Theme Dance Too Heavily

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We Might Be Pushing This Theme Dance Too Heavily
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"One Night in Flamenco-Roxy-Paris-Vegas" might not have been the most coherent theme for a dance after all.

A Sweater in the Key of (Bad) Life (Decisions)

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A Sweater in the Key of (Bad) Life (Decisions)
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The piano-key tie had some unfortunate offspring, it seems.

Bow Before the Unparalleled Might of Bryan

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Bow Before the Unparalleled Might of Bryan
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"Our troops amass on the field at dawn. Today we ride into battle, our tempered courage only matched by our cold steel." "Who do we face today, who dares stands against our might? Surely none can match us in armed combat." "Today, we face the one they call... Bryan." "Gods have mercy on us all."