Through the Winning Glass

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alice in wonderland,duct tape,prom
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For every couple dressed like this, there's a million who color-code and call it a day.

Even then they usually end up arguing on prom night over the precise shade of color meant by "puce."

Made From the Flesh of a Thousand Flamingos

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boobs,dress,lace,pink,prom
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And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.

They Got A Good Deal On The Bolt Of Fabric

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bolt of fabric,fabric,matching,prom,prom dress
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Anyone want to translate what that guy's tattoo says?

We All Know Where This is Going...

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dress,Garter,prom,sexy times,teens
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"Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower...yeah...that's real nice."