I mean, because I am all down for that.
For every couple dressed like this, there's a million who color-code and call it a day.
Even then they usually end up arguing on prom night over the precise shade of color meant by "puce."
And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.
Anyone want to translate what that guy's tattoo says?
"Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower...yeah...that's real nice."
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