The other side reads "But keep it under your hat."
Nah, who am I kidding, I'm just a hater who wants those gloves.
Maybe you're really, really, REALLY, into your American history in the south. That's all well and good. The implications of wearing that around at a formal event? Maybe you need to ponder that a little bit.
Heavenly in the front, divine in the back.
Nothing will stop me from going to prom.
I mean, because I am all down for that.
For every couple dressed like this, there's a million who color-code and call it a day.
Even then they usually end up arguing on prom night over the precise shade of color meant by "puce."