The other side reads "But keep it under your hat."
The key to any successful prom is wearing an outfit so ridiculous and off-putting that your date's father isn't worried about any frisk(ies)y business. Good play, sir!
I mean, because I am all down for that.
This year, she's sure to be elected Prom Wench
For every couple dressed like this, there's a million who color-code and call it a day.
Even then they usually end up arguing on prom night over the precise shade of color meant by "puce."
Classsssy. Let's make this a thing. From now on, I only want to see modern takes on works of art, like this gentleman here: