For every couple dressed like this, there's a million who color-code and call it a day.
Even then they usually end up arguing on prom night over the precise shade of color meant by "puce."
Just don't get carried away when you're dancing to "You Give Love a Bad Name."
"Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower...yeah...that's real nice."
Maybe you're really, really, REALLY, into your American history in the south. That's all well and good. The implications of wearing that around at a formal event? Maybe you need to ponder that a little bit.
Seriously, what is that? The Two-Face of outrageous costumes? One side is all "I'm an underdressed leather-wearing biker" and the other side is "I'm underdressed?"