Made From the Flesh of a Thousand Flamingos

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Made From the Flesh of a Thousand Flamingos
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And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.

Prom at Trashy High

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Prom at Trashy High
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This year, she's sure to be elected Prom Wench

Just Need to Let the Dress Out a Little

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Just Need to Let the Dress Out a Little
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Nothing will stop me from going to prom.

Through the Winning Glass

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Through the Winning Glass
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For every couple dressed like this, there's a million who color-code and call it a day.

Even then they usually end up arguing on prom night over the precise shade of color meant by "puce."

This Will Be a Surefire Hit at Prom

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This Will Be a Surefire Hit at Prom
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Just don't get carried away when you're dancing to "You Give Love a Bad Name."