Made From the Flesh of a Thousand Flamingos

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And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.

Getting All of the... Kitty

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The key to any successful prom is wearing an outfit so ridiculous and off-putting that your date's father isn't worried about any frisk(ies)y business. Good play, sir!

The Faithful Baker

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By Unknown
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The other side reads "But keep it under your hat."

PUNS.

He Was Soon Run Over By That Large Automobile

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By Unknown
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I Wouldn't Recommend This for Prom

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For that very special prom night.

Class of 2010: Most Likely To Have Their Picture Burned

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"What, this IS how I smile!"

Probably Best To Lay Off The Tanning For A While

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Any guesses as to what state this is?