My friends over at PEMA (People for Ethical Muppet Action) are going to have a field day with this.

WIN? FAIL? I don't even know anymore. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

Just looking at this is making me want to love and tolerate people. I should probably leave now.

Perfect kicks for running the Grid. Get out there, program!

I mean, nothing to do with her looks, I just can't adjust the gamma settings anymore after this influx of day-glo coloring.

What that game is, we may never know.