Though on second thought...
I have gazed into the face of horror, and it demands more Botox.
Really, Boris, it's not like YOUR plans have ever worked.
I mean, we are in the age of plastics after all. I can't really tell anymore.
How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?
I think it may have stretched a bit.
I mean, we've all been there. I'd much rather look like a cartoon caricature on most days anyway.
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