Any Big Bad Wolf who approaches her on her bus trip to her grandmother's will probably be wearing a pimp outfit.
You'd best watch out, Casey Anthony, or you'll get sentenced to nine years as a galley slave on the gay pirate ship Farrrrrrrbulous.
I don't envy the woman, but I'm actually incredibly jealous of the dog. Everywhere he goes, he's accompanied by someone who acts and is dressed exactly like a bean bag.
And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.
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