Little Pink Pinkie Hood

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Little Pink Pinkie Hood
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Any Big Bad Wolf who approaches her on her bus trip to her grandmother's will probably be wearing a pimp outfit.

The Real Crime Committed Today

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The Real Crime Committed Today
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You'd best watch out, Casey Anthony, or you'll get sentenced to nine years as a galley slave on the gay pirate ship Farrrrrrrbulous.

Taking the Dog Out for a Nap

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Taking the Dog Out for a Nap
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I don't envy the woman, but I'm actually incredibly jealous of the dog. Everywhere he goes, he's accompanied by someone who acts and is dressed exactly like a bean bag.

Made From the Flesh of a Thousand Flamingos

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Made From the Flesh of a Thousand Flamingos
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And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.