Taking the Dog Out for a Nap

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asleep,dogs,loud colors,nap,passed out,pink,polyester,spandex
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I don't envy the woman, but I'm actually incredibly jealous of the dog. Everywhere he goes, he's accompanied by someone who acts and is dressed exactly like a bean bag.

Made From the Flesh of a Thousand Flamingos

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boobs,dress,lace,pink,prom
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And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.

Pink Polo Shirts Protect Against Mud, Muggings, and Radioactivity

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pink,polo shirt,protection
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The smirk on his face says it all. He's got protection. He don't need to worry 'bout a thang.

Only The Colorblind Will Be Saved

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bonnet,frills,frilly,pink
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The rest will have the color pink seared into their retinas until Judgement Day.

The New Pepto Bismol Mascot

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colorful,latex,pink,suit,weird
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No, I would not like to see you do the 'symptoms dance'.