It's Hard Out There For a Pimp... Or Pirate

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I remember what pimpin' was like... before the war...

Too Fly to Handle

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Did anybody else hear Curtis Mayfield just now? Weird.

Why Did You Pimp Out My Clothes Iron?

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I mean, I really needed to press my diamond-encrusted shirt, dude.

None Can Stop Me Now!

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From high atop his steed of swag, the neo-funk prophet rides throughout the land, spreading the word of fly to all peoples.

Two People Seemed to Think it Was a Themed Prom...

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I don't think anybody has the heart to tell them otherwise, unfortunately.

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