For Those Times When You Need Privacy

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Provides protection from everything, except embarrassment.

Is That You, Nicki Minaj?

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Forgot to Zip Up

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Retro Tech as a Fashion Statement

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Careful, Lenny Kravitz, you're about 30 years away from being steampunk. Once that label gets stuck to you, there are no pliers strong enough to tear it off.

Touch Screens Aren't Really an Option For You, Eh?

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These fancy new smart phones just can't accommodate fingers of this caliber can they?

When All Other Pockets Fail...

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Why not use the one you already have?

Because You've Wanted a Shoe Phone Ever Since You Saw Get Smart

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