Sometimes We All Forget Our Pants in the Morning

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Sometimes We All Forget Our Pants in the Morning
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This is the second day in a row that flyers of U.S. Airways has shown up here. They must be seriously considering offering complimentary full-body smocks and snuggies to poorly dressed passengers as they board the plane.

What's That? I Can't Hear You Over the Sound of My Leathery Erection

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What's That? I Can't Hear You Over the Sound of My Leathery Erection
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Oh, you want me to put on some pants? Sorry, no can do. It's HOT out today.

Taking It to the Next Level

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Taking It to the Next Level
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It's harder to see, but he also has dreadlocks spun from pure silk.