I'm no puritan, but it's a little ridiculous to see people walking around with their sponges showing like that.
Alternatively: "'Merica's back on a brand new MISSION."
ONE MORE THING... the belt goes ABOVE the butt.
I spend extra money on the drawstring bags and this is what you use them for? Thanks for nothing, dude.
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