Best of Both Worlds?

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shorts,jeans,pants,funny
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You can now do squats in your jeans!

Your Pants Look Like a Curtain

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pants,shoe store,shoes,what
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Either that, or like a really bad bathroom tiling job. Get some grout, lady!

Exactly the Word I Was Looking For!

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lady bits,never,nope,pants,see through,underwear
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Ah crap, except I wore my "ALWAYS" boxers this morning. We're in quite a conundrum here.

McPants McSwag

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jeans,knockoff,McDonald's,pants
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Come on now, we know those pants need to be at least three sizes larger to be fitting of that logo.