pants

I mean, nobody every mentions the fringe benefits to having saggy, pendulous breasts. Get the word out, people!

No pants needed.

Is it hot in those pants, or is it just your ass?

...and he says you can keep those hideous things.

I spend extra money on the drawstring bags and this is what you use them for? Thanks for nothing, dude.

Pussies love all the rats.

Either that, or like a really bad bathroom tiling job. Get some grout, lady!