Tell Your Butt To Quit Looking At Me!

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Can't. Stop. Staring. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Kick.

Dat Squeegee

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I mean seriously, your technique is terrible. That window is never getting clean that way.

Does He Make Little Accordion Noises When He Walks?

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Whe~n the clothes hit your eye like a big pizza pie, that's high fashion!

Insert wicked accordion solo here.