Kevin's Other Job

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kevin,pageant,pretty princess,the office
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Miss Universe's Costume Category Has One That's Not Like the Others

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america,fashion,costume,miss universe,pageant,g rated,poorly dressed
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Here She Comes...

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beauty pageant,pageant,teeth,what
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No song references, that was just a prelude to "Maybe we should head in the other direction."

About 90% of The Face Is Made From Synthetic Polymer

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dolled up,makeup,pageant
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...while the other 10% is equal parts polyester and paint.