Swiss Hipster

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hipster,leggings,overalls,swiss
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I tried yodeling for a while, but everyone else was doing it and I felt there was no real room for growth or "pushing the envelope," to use a tired phrase. I'm experimenting now with different, more guttural syllables - "booga dugga ugga goo" is a personal favorite - and with varying models of instrumentation. The vuvuzela in particular unlocks some key sonic possibilities in the art of yodeling.

What Else Would You Wear For This Kind of Occasion?

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American Flag,fire,patriotic,jumping,overalls,poorly dressed,stripes
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Newport Fresh

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cigarettes,earrings,newport,overalls
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I was so tempted to call this a win, because her earrings match each other: one will give you a pleasant nicotine buzz (JUST KIDDING CHILDREN, CIGS ARE BAD MMKAY) while the other will help you avoid making your breath stink. But then I saw the "overalls" and my mind lapsed back into failmode.

I Hear They're Giving Away Free Candy in Chinatown

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beanie,overalls,pedobear
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Apparently they're handing out Happy Meals stuffed with bear claws.

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Proper Game Day Attire

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Alabama,football,houndstooth,overalls,poorly dressed,sports,g rated
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Big Enough For Two!

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poorly dressed,big,overalls,g rated
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Faux-veralls: Now With Cats!

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pocket,poorly dressed,t shirts,Cats,overalls
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