There is Nothing Not Wrong Here

Favorite
bra,get a shirt,oh god why,underwear,wtf
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I mean there's absolutely nothing that isn't not terrifying. Yes. No wait, no.

Hailing a Taxi, or For a Coat?

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oh god why,pants,street walker,what
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Please let it be the latter!

We're Just Lucky We Can't See the Front

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beach,bikini,butt,no thanks,oh god why
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Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

Give Her a Break, She Just Came From Work

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fashion,no thanks,oh god why,tank top,Walmart
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And by work I mean strip club. And by strip club I mean the unmarked dumpster behind the Jiffy Lube.

Of These Things I Was Sure...

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edward cullen,Hall of Fame,oh god why,poorly dressed,sexy times,twilight,vampire
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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.

The Mankini Parade is In Town!

Favorite
best of week,bikini,dude parts,g rated,Hall of Fame,mankini,manly,oh god why,poorly dressed
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What's worse than one Borat-style mankini? Well...

We're Going to Need More Than "Oral Care"

Favorite
camo,crossdressing,oh god why,Walmart,weird
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Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?