She's Ready for the Road Warrior Future

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bros,dreadlocks,leather,oh god why,tan
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I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

We're Going to Need More Than "Oral Care"

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camo,crossdressing,oh god why,Walmart,weird
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Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?

Now That You've Seen The Picture, Enjoy Your Last Seven Days!

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doom,makeup,oh god why,weird,what
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Sorry about that, I'm getting heavy "The Ring" vibes from this one. Get back to me in a week if you accidentally erased yourself from existence by seeing this. Thanks!

We've Gotta Pull That Poison Ivy Lip Gloss From The Shelves

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club,duck lips,oh god why,plastic surgery
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How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

Concert Season Brings Out the Best in All of Us

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bikini,concert,fat,oh god why
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And clearly you both needed some more sunscreen. Let that molting skin be a reminder that we didn't come to the Pearl Jam concert to see this.