oh god why

beach,fat,gut,oh god why,speedo
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On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

bros,dreadlocks,leather,oh god why,tan
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I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

belly dancer,nope,oh god why
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But no seriously where did the rest of the outfit go?

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