Please let it be the latter!
And by work I mean strip club. And by strip club I mean the unmarked dumpster behind the Jiffy Lube.
Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.
I mean there's absolutely nothing that isn't not terrifying. Yes. No wait, no.
This is why we don't dig into mom and dad's private photo albums.
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