Give Her a Break, She Just Came From Work

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fashion,no thanks,oh god why,tank top,Walmart
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And by work I mean strip club. And by strip club I mean the unmarked dumpster behind the Jiffy Lube.

Of These Things I Was Sure...

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edward cullen,Hall of Fame,oh god why,poorly dressed,sexy times,twilight,vampire
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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.

There is Nothing Not Wrong Here

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bra,get a shirt,oh god why,underwear,wtf
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I mean there's absolutely nothing that isn't not terrifying. Yes. No wait, no.

Classy Evening Wear

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lingerie,no,oh god why,sexy times,underwear
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This is why we don't dig into mom and dad's private photo albums.