Of These Things I Was Sure...

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edward cullen,Hall of Fame,oh god why,poorly dressed,sexy times,twilight,vampire
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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.

Concert Season Brings Out the Best in All of Us

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bikini,concert,fat,oh god why
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And clearly you both needed some more sunscreen. Let that molting skin be a reminder that we didn't come to the Pearl Jam concert to see this.

Come On, Go Full Cutoff!

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cutoffs,fast food,oh god why,shorts
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Surprise, they're at a fast food restaurant!

Ask Not For Whom the Bell Tolls...

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Death,makeup,oh god why,skull
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School spirit days are getting out of hand these days. I mean, "Prey Upon the Souls of the Damned Day"? Seriously?

Plus, Multiplication, Exponential, Close Enough

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Barbie,makeup,oh god why,plus size
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Point is, I understand this makeup job about as much as I understand math.

Craig Sager: He's Starting a Trend, Really

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basketball,oh god why,sports,suit
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Someday, maybe the rest of the NBA will be as trendy and fashionable as you, Craig Sager. Until then, we always have the NHL's Don Cherry to tide us over.