The kind of girl you'd take home to meet the parents

Favorite
meet the parents,oh god why
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Haggar the Absolutely Horrendous

Favorite
au naturale,dude parts,mankini,oh god why,viking
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Straight from the pages of the Sunday not-so-funnies!

Mom, Please, Get Down, You Know That's Bad For Your Hips

Favorite
lady bits,mothers day,oh god why,stripping
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Happy Mother's Day! To see the less terrifying side of Mother's Day, click right here!

I'd Like to Know What Game She's Playing

Favorite
not quite,oh god why,what-game
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Tired of Looking Normal, I See?

Favorite
body modification,duck lips,oh god why,plastic surgery
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I mean, we've all been there. I'd much rather look like a cartoon caricature on most days anyway.

Ask Not For Whom the Bell Tolls...

Favorite
Death,makeup,oh god why,skull
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School spirit days are getting out of hand these days. I mean, "Prey Upon the Souls of the Damned Day"? Seriously?

Classy Evening Wear

Favorite
lingerie,no,oh god why,sexy times,underwear
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This is why we don't dig into mom and dad's private photo albums.