Please let it be the latter!

Point is, I understand this makeup job about as much as I understand math.

Someday, maybe the rest of the NBA will be as trendy and fashionable as you, Craig Sager. Until then, we always have the NHL's Don Cherry to tide us over.

I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

"What, this IS how I smile!"

Happy Mother's Day! To see the less terrifying side of Mother's Day, click right here!

I prefer to think of this picture as a "Toddlers and Tiaras" still from the future.