Haggar the Absolutely Horrendous

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au naturale,dude parts,mankini,oh god why,viking
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Straight from the pages of the Sunday not-so-funnies!

Two Body Types For the Price of One Picture!

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beach,fat,gut,oh god why,speedo
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On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

There is Nothing Not Wrong Here

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bra,get a shirt,oh god why,underwear,wtf
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I mean there's absolutely nothing that isn't not terrifying. Yes. No wait, no.

Of These Things I Was Sure...

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edward cullen,Hall of Fame,oh god why,poorly dressed,sexy times,twilight,vampire
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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.

Concert Season Brings Out the Best in All of Us

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bikini,concert,fat,oh god why
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And clearly you both needed some more sunscreen. Let that molting skin be a reminder that we didn't come to the Pearl Jam concert to see this.

Come On, Go Full Cutoff!

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cutoffs,fast food,oh god why,shorts
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Surprise, they're at a fast food restaurant!

Ask Not For Whom the Bell Tolls...

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Death,makeup,oh god why,skull
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School spirit days are getting out of hand these days. I mean, "Prey Upon the Souls of the Damned Day"? Seriously?

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