Now That You've Seen The Picture, Enjoy Your Last Seven Days!

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doom,makeup,oh god why,weird,what
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Sorry about that, I'm getting heavy "The Ring" vibes from this one. Get back to me in a week if you accidentally erased yourself from existence by seeing this. Thanks!

Huge Crayon, Or Tiny Scene Princess?

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crayon,oh god why,pink,scene
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I'm pretty sure all of the fashion FAILs here have warped my perception of reality, I can't even tell anymore!

Haggar the Absolutely Horrendous

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au naturale,dude parts,mankini,oh god why,viking
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Straight from the pages of the Sunday not-so-funnies!

Two Body Types For the Price of One Picture!

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beach,fat,gut,oh god why,speedo
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On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

There is Nothing Not Wrong Here

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bra,get a shirt,oh god why,underwear,wtf
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I mean there's absolutely nothing that isn't not terrifying. Yes. No wait, no.

Of These Things I Was Sure...

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edward cullen,Hall of Fame,oh god why,poorly dressed,sexy times,twilight,vampire
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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.