Mom, Please, Get Down, You Know That's Bad For Your Hips

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lady bits,mothers day,oh god why,stripping
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Happy Mother's Day! To see the less terrifying side of Mother's Day, click right here!

This is Not What We Intended When We Made the Bikini

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beach,bewbs,bikini,fat,lady bits,oh god why,poorly dressed
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We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...

She's Ready for the Road Warrior Future

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bros,dreadlocks,leather,oh god why,tan
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I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

Class of 2010: Most Likely To Have Their Picture Burned

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bewbs,oh god why,prom,school photo,teeth,what
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"What, this IS how I smile!"

Archie McPhee Won't Be Satisfied Until They Have Terrifying Masks of Every Animal

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funny-fashion-fail-archie-mcphee-bat-mask
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You know, to go with your horse head and/or squirrel and/or rat masks!

There is Nothing Not Wrong Here

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bra,get a shirt,oh god why,underwear,wtf
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I mean there's absolutely nothing that isn't not terrifying. Yes. No wait, no.

Take a Look Kid, You Won't Be Seeing It Again For a While

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baby,bikini,lady bits,oh god why,stroller,techno,what
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Wall-E here is getting all kinds of feelings that he didn't know he could feel before.