On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!
I mean there's absolutely nothing that isn't not terrifying. Yes. No wait, no.
Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.
And clearly you both needed some more sunscreen. Let that molting skin be a reminder that we didn't come to the Pearl Jam concert to see this.
Surprise, they're at a fast food restaurant!
School spirit days are getting out of hand these days. I mean, "Prey Upon the Souls of the Damned Day"? Seriously?
Please let it be the latter!
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