Now That You've Seen The Picture, Enjoy Your Last Seven Days!

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doom,makeup,oh god why,weird,what
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Sorry about that, I'm getting heavy "The Ring" vibes from this one. Get back to me in a week if you accidentally erased yourself from existence by seeing this. Thanks!

We've Gotta Pull That Poison Ivy Lip Gloss From The Shelves

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club,duck lips,oh god why,plastic surgery
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How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

The Legend of Man-Faye Lives On

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cosplay,oh god why,pikachu,Pokémon
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We can't all be Man-Faye, but by God this guy wants to carry that torch. Good on you, dude!

She's Ready for the Road Warrior Future

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bros,dreadlocks,leather,oh god why,tan
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I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

"Muffin Top" Is Inadequate, For Once

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denim,Hall of Fame,muffin top,oh god why,poorly dressed,short shorts,tattoo,tramp stamp
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Haggar the Absolutely Horrendous

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au naturale,dude parts,mankini,oh god why,viking
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Straight from the pages of the Sunday not-so-funnies!

Plus, Multiplication, Exponential, Close Enough

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Barbie,makeup,oh god why,plus size
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Point is, I understand this makeup job about as much as I understand math.