"One Night in Flamenco-Roxy-Paris-Vegas" might not have been the most coherent theme for a dance after all.
Otherwise I'd be deep in a nostalgia-coma right about now.
Just remember, every time you think to yourself "Man, the '90s were SO MUCH BETTER than times today," one of these little punks puts another quarter in the Billy Ray Cyrus jukebox and continues the cycle of misery. Remember that.
What? Are you saying that I may have false conceptions of an era I had zero participation in outside of other nostalgia-ridden perspectives from suspect sources? That's CRAZY TALK.
We rag on Nicki Minaj a bit here and there, but who doesn't love a good chuckle at celebrities every now and again?
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