This Can Only End Well

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fashion show,no thanks,sign,Walmart
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I can only hope the runway is durable and well-enforced.

We're Just Lucky We Can't See the Front

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beach,bikini,butt,no thanks,oh god why
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Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

Give Her a Break, She Just Came From Work

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fashion,no thanks,oh god why,tank top,Walmart
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And by work I mean strip club. And by strip club I mean the unmarked dumpster behind the Jiffy Lube.

So, Can We Try the NEXT Dance Club Instead?

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club,mesh,no thanks,Party,spandex
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What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

My Body is Not Ready

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fashion,High Fashion,no thanks,runway,sexy times
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The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.