I mean, what happened to the old days when you just went down to the boardwalk, avoided teenagers selling drugs, and played skee-ball on a cloudy Sunday afternoon?

Don't you usually need to set up a booth with a permit for that sort of thing?

The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.

I can only hope the runway is durable and well-enforced.