So, Can We Try the NEXT Dance Club Instead?

Favorite
club,mesh,no thanks,Party,spandex
- -

What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

This Can Only End Well

Favorite
fashion show,no thanks,sign,Walmart
- -

I can only hope the runway is durable and well-enforced.

Nah, I Don't Feel Like Dancing Either

Favorite
club,dancing,no thanks,oh god
- -

I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

But I Don't Know Where It's Been!

Favorite
booty,hole,jeans,no thanks
- -

Don't you usually need to set up a booth with a permit for that sort of thing?

No Ma'am You Can Not!

Favorite
gross,lost,no thanks,number,shirt
- -

That wouldn't even work anyway, you couldn't just use my number as yours... oooooohhh I get it now! Still no.