The Boardwalk Used to Be Such a Nice Place

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bikini,boardwalk,crossdress,no thanks
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I mean, what happened to the old days when you just went down to the boardwalk, avoided teenagers selling drugs, and played skee-ball on a cloudy Sunday afternoon?

No Ma'am You Can Not!

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gross,lost,no thanks,number,shirt
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That wouldn't even work anyway, you couldn't just use my number as yours... oooooohhh I get it now! Still no.

My Body is Not Ready

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fashion,High Fashion,no thanks,runway,sexy times
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The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.