I Think I'll Just Read a Book Instead

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fat,internet,nerds,no thanks,wizard
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I mean, if you insist, I'll just leave then.

I'm Not Going To Lick Anything

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crack,lick,no thanks,short shorts
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Better cover the coin slot before kids start dropping quarters in there looking for a prize.

No Ma'am You Can Not!

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gross,lost,no thanks,number,shirt
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That wouldn't even work anyway, you couldn't just use my number as yours... oooooohhh I get it now! Still no.

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