So, Can We Try the NEXT Dance Club Instead?

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club,mesh,no thanks,Party,spandex
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What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

My Body is Not Ready

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fashion,High Fashion,no thanks,runway,sexy times
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The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.

The Boardwalk Used to Be Such a Nice Place

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bikini,boardwalk,crossdress,no thanks
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I mean, what happened to the old days when you just went down to the boardwalk, avoided teenagers selling drugs, and played skee-ball on a cloudy Sunday afternoon?

Nah, I Don't Feel Like Dancing Either

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club,dancing,no thanks,oh god
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I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

But I Don't Know Where It's Been!

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booty,hole,jeans,no thanks
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Don't you usually need to set up a booth with a permit for that sort of thing?

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