Mom I'd Like to Forget!

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milf,no thanks,old,shirt
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And yet, the memory continues on...

This Can Only End Well

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fashion show,no thanks,sign,Walmart
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I can only hope the runway is durable and well-enforced.

The Boardwalk Used to Be Such a Nice Place

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bikini,boardwalk,crossdress,no thanks
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I mean, what happened to the old days when you just went down to the boardwalk, avoided teenagers selling drugs, and played skee-ball on a cloudy Sunday afternoon?

We're Just Lucky We Can't See the Front

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beach,bikini,butt,no thanks,oh god why
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Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

Nah, I Don't Feel Like Dancing Either

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club,dancing,no thanks,oh god
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I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

YOLO Bingo?

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design,no thanks,shirt,yolo
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No Ma'am You Can Not!

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gross,lost,no thanks,number,shirt
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That wouldn't even work anyway, you couldn't just use my number as yours... oooooohhh I get it now! Still no.