What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.

Lose the shoes and maybe we'll talk.

And yet, the memory continues on...

I mean, what happened to the old days when you just went down to the boardwalk, avoided teenagers selling drugs, and played skee-ball on a cloudy Sunday afternoon?

I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

Don't you usually need to set up a booth with a permit for that sort of thing?