Haven't Heard of That Player...

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None Can Take My Virginity Now!

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I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?

The Real Ninten-bro

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True story: I wore this outfit once, crouched for a long time, and then found a warp whistle. But then I didn't use it, because warp whistles are for chumps. True story.

Cookin' in Style

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Get Over Here and Play a Video Game

King Hippo Will Super Punch You Out!

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I Hafta Blow Into My Purse to Get it to Work

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