I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?
I hate that feeling when you complete the game without getting all of the Chaos Emeralds and you have to go back to your room and listen to The Used while your mom makes grilled cheese sandwiches.
"I do Doctor Who cosplay."
"Oh that's cool, which Doctor is your favorite to dress as?"
"No no, not the actual characters, the little blue box that he flies around in."
These aren't the immigrants you're looking for, sir!
Sorry, had something in my throat.
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True story: I wore this outfit once, crouched for a long time, and then found a warp whistle. But then I didn't use it, because warp whistles are for chumps. True story.
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