None Can Take My Virginity Now!

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cosplay,nerdgasm,nintendo,nintendo 64
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I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?

Scenic's the Name, Crying's My Game

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nerdgasm,scene,sonic,video games
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I hate that feeling when you complete the game without getting all of the Chaos Emeralds and you have to go back to your room and listen to The Used while your mom makes grilled cheese sandwiches.

Something Something Time-Wimey Something Something

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cosplay,doctor who,nerdgasm,tardis
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"I do Doctor Who cosplay."

"Oh that's cool, which Doctor is your favorite to dress as?"

"No no, not the actual characters, the little blue box that he flies around in."

Darth Burro Patrols the Border

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darth vader,donkey,nerdgasm,star wars
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These aren't the immigrants you're looking for, sir!

GRRRAOOOOOWWWGAAAAOOWOWOGGAOO

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chewbacca,may the fourth,nerdgasm,star wars,Star Wars Day
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Sorry, had something in my throat.

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

The Real Ninten-bro

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90s,nerd,nerdgasm,nintendo,nitnendo,Super Mario bros,video games
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True story: I wore this outfit once, crouched for a long time, and then found a warp whistle. But then I didn't use it, because warp whistles are for chumps. True story.