You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.
Because who wouldn't want to feel the cold arachnoid embrace of an Alien all day and night?
So, what do you think? Fandom bordering on Poorly Dressed territory, or high fashion in disguise?
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