"I do Doctor Who cosplay."
"Oh that's cool, which Doctor is your favorite to dress as?"
"No no, not the actual characters, the little blue box that he flies around in."
Because who wouldn't want to feel the cold arachnoid embrace of an Alien all day and night?
Sorry, had something in my throat.
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I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?
Luckily, it's still attached to the bag by a thick chain. That could never backfire, though.
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