Nobody said that they canceled the cosplay party at the local Gamestop. It's okay buddy, we understand.

Or friends. But you have Blu-Ray support!

True story: I wore this outfit once, crouched for a long time, and then found a warp whistle. But then I didn't use it, because warp whistles are for chumps. True story.

That thing is still worth, like, three dollars.

"STYLE" AND "FASHION" ARE BLASPHEMY.

I hate that feeling when you complete the game without getting all of the Chaos Emeralds and you have to go back to your room and listen to The Used while your mom makes grilled cheese sandwiches.

You won't be saving Dreamland with that kind of physique buddy! Go nom on one of those giant gorilla guys, they always had the sweetest powerup.