"I do Doctor Who cosplay."
"Oh that's cool, which Doctor is your favorite to dress as?"
"No no, not the actual characters, the little blue box that he flies around in."
I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?
It will also double nicely as a hood for that order of '80s-worshiping monks you've been meaning to start!
My special defense has been lowered!
You won't be saving Dreamland with that kind of physique buddy! Go nom on one of those giant gorilla guys, they always had the sweetest powerup.
True story: I wore this outfit once, crouched for a long time, and then found a warp whistle. But then I didn't use it, because warp whistles are for chumps. True story.
Pssst: Don't tell these guys that we found this.