You won't be saving Dreamland with that kind of physique buddy! Go nom on one of those giant gorilla guys, they always had the sweetest powerup.
Nobody said that they canceled the cosplay party at the local Gamestop. It's okay buddy, we understand.
Sorry, had something in my throat.
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It will also double nicely as a hood for that order of '80s-worshiping monks you've been meaning to start!
You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.
So, what do you think? Fandom bordering on Poorly Dressed territory, or high fashion in disguise?
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