Alright, you've got the preposterously sparkly outfit, now you just have to juggle some fools in a 28-hit combo like a real Tekken character. Get on that!
And to think, this is how all the non-nerdy kids think the Slave Leia outfit looks all the time.
Because who wouldn't want to feel the cold arachnoid embrace of an Alien all day and night?
The Michelangelo pair just kept on making terrible puns all the time, they had to discontinue the line.
It will also double nicely as a hood for that order of '80s-worshiping monks you've been meaning to start!
You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.
These aren't the immigrants you're looking for, sir!
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