StewSwag

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Yeah, maybe we're getting a little out of hand with all of this crass commercialization of products. But hey, #yolo.

You're Not Making the Best First Impression, OkCupid User

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Of all the movies I don't want to be reminded of, that ranks pretty highly.

I'm Not Going to Ask How the Hair is Holding That Position

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It's funny, nobody really questions animal fur in clothing or accessories, but as soon as you put human hair in a necklace things start to look weird...

The Weirdest Facial Hair, Now the Most Ironic Necklace

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Ironic mustache necklaces? Please, that's so 2010. Our ironic facial hair necklaces make reference to popular film and book franchises now, thankyouverymuch.

I Fixed It!

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Bling only gives you street cred if it's obvious you can't afford another one.

Ice Cold Gangsta

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My bling ain't no thing.

Why Did You Pimp Out My Clothes Iron?

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I mean, I really needed to press my diamond-encrusted shirt, dude.