Last weekend, pop starlet/Lada Gaga fashion challenger Nicki Minaj showed up at the iHeartRadio Music Festival wearing what is allegedly a hot pink chicken wing necklace. I'm not so convinced, though.
Ironic mustache necklaces? Please, that's so 2010. Our ironic facial hair necklaces make reference to popular film and book franchises now, thankyouverymuch.
I mean, I really needed to press my diamond-encrusted shirt, dude.
This must have been Ariel's supportive gay best friend from the deleted scenes of The Little Mermaid. Coming to you soon on Blu-Ray. Right before it plays in every 3D theater ever.
Oh. Em. Gee.
And when all eight slices meet again they will form the Order of the Pie once more.