Last weekend, pop starlet/Lada Gaga fashion challenger Nicki Minaj showed up at the iHeartRadio Music Festival wearing what is allegedly a hot pink chicken wing necklace. I'm not so convinced, though.
I mean, I really needed to press my diamond-encrusted shirt, dude.
It's funny, nobody really questions animal fur in clothing or accessories, but as soon as you put human hair in a necklace things start to look weird...
This must have been Ariel's supportive gay best friend from the deleted scenes of The Little Mermaid. Coming to you soon on Blu-Ray. Right before it plays in every 3D theater ever.
Of all the movies I don't want to be reminded of, that ranks pretty highly.
Ironic mustache necklaces? Please, that's so 2010. Our ironic facial hair necklaces make reference to popular film and book franchises now, thankyouverymuch.