Our Ancestors Used Nails Like These For Digging

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Our Ancestors Used Nails Like These For Digging
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People keep saying that long, gaudy nails like this are impractical, but we'll see what they say after you dig some trenches with these shovel-fingers!

The Best in Bad Style

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The Best in Bad Style
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Christine 'The Dutchess' Walton from Las Vegas, USA, currently holds the record in the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest fingernails. The nails measure 10ft 2in (309.8cm) on her left hand and 9ft 7in (292.1cm) on her right hand.

The Deadliest Kickboxer

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The Deadliest Kickboxer
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How do they not break off as soon as she starts walking? That has got to be an art.

I'm Going to Buy Those Nails and Use Them to Build a Roller Coaster for Tiny People

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I'm Going to Buy Those Nails and Use Them to Build a Roller Coaster for Tiny People
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It'll be like Roller Coaster Tycoon, except in real life. The scale would be about the same, though.

Maybe You Two Can Compare Nail Extensions

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Maybe You Two Can Compare Nail Extensions
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And then you can bring her breakfast-and-meds in bed.