Christine 'The Dutchess' Walton from Las Vegas, USA, currently holds the record in the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest fingernails. The nails measure 10ft 2in (309.8cm) on her left hand and 9ft 7in (292.1cm) on her right hand.

How do they not break off as soon as she starts walking? That has got to be an art.

It'll be like Roller Coaster Tycoon, except in real life. The scale would be about the same, though.

And then you can bring her breakfast-and-meds in bed.

MEEEEEEOOOOOW! Oww! Seriously, OW! You're hurting me.